Choosing the Left

I suppose he isn't the first child to wonder about such things, but you are never quite prepared for the funny things that come out of your children's mouth unsolicited.  Michael was given a 'choose the right' ring in his primary class. When Sarah asked him about it, he said that it wasn't a church ring.  Sarah countered and said that it was a ring that reminds us to choose the right. He got very serious and asked, "What if I want to choose the left?" I am raising a democrat.